Trump Explains Why He Said Tim Apple “I thought he was Steve Apple’s brother”

President Trump has apologized to Apple CEO Tim Cook for getting his name wrong at a recent round-table.

“I thought you were Steve Apple’s brother. “

Now that he knows there is no family connection, Trump promises there will be no more mix-ups. After the meeting concluded, Trump found time to make small talk with Mr. Cook.

“How is Steve by the way?”

That just left the President with one question concerning his meeting with the largest tech company in the world.

“Why is Apple sending the guy in charge of the cafeteria as their representative?”

Next up for Trump is a financial summit with the founder of the Charles Schwab Corporation.

“I won’t forget to ask for the name in advance this time!”

1 Comment on "Trump Explains Why He Said Tim Apple “I thought he was Steve Apple’s brother”"

  1. Patrick Conner | March 7, 2019 at 6:07 pm | Reply

    Wonderful bit!

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