Buoyed by a partial victory when the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated parts of his travel ban in advance of a hearing on its constitutionality in October, President Donald Trump is attempting to expand its scope to restrict the admission of juvenile immigrants arriving here from Mars.
Critics said that is exactly the wrong approach, especially given that this is an vulnerable underage population that was cruelly held in bondage on the red planet.
“These poor children were slaves on Mars. Not just slaves on Earth, which would be miserable enough, but slaves On Mars.”
However, supporters of the travel ban weighed in on the comments section of INFOWARS to endorse Trump’s proposed expansion.
“How do we know hostile Martians intent on our destruction won’t try to sneak into the United States along with these slave children?”