President Trump has offered a tiny hand of friendship to those on the other side of the gun control debate, by making a concession judged to be equal in size, i.e. tiny. Gun control advocates were not impressed.

“Banning bump stocks is not enough.”

The President explained that banning bump stocks makes it very hard to fire the weapon rapidly as you have to depress the trigger over and over, but experts say he is overestimating the difficulty.

“While it’s true some people might struggle to do so, those with normal sized hands will still have no difficulty wrapping a trigger repeatedly around the trigger and getting off 60 rounds a minute.”

Marco Rubio was initially against any form of gun control, but is reportedly reconsidering his position if it allows him the opportunity to mock the President’s hands some more.

“Perhaps we should imprison anyone with small hands. I mean small handguns. LOLZ”