President Trump has criticized other nations for not having the death penalty, which he says should especially apply to suicide bombers.
“Anyone who terrorizes and kills good people by suicide bombing deserves nothing less than the highest penalty, which is to pay with their life.”
Though Trump’s remarks led to confusion and concerns that he may be overtired, they are playing very well with his base.
“If you detonate yourself with high explosives in the United States, I will make you regret it. Believe me.”
It has already led to thousands of calls to DC by Trump supporters demanding to know why there have not been more executions of suicide bombers. Lawmakers tried to explain the logistical problem with that, but were quickly undermined by more soundbites from Trump.
“Our vengeance will be swift against those extremists who blow themselves up.”
Trump was asked to clarify if he really meant the co-conspirators and handlers of suicide bombers, but he brushed that aside saying he likes to keep his focus on the ‘main guy’ in situations like this.
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Really appreciate you sharing this blog.Much thanks again. Cool.
from A.J. : Moscow Mitch and the Repubs are encouraging the Rumpus Trumpus, and THEY used to be SANE, but no longer are…..SO we VOTERS must be SANE and replace ALL of
those who encourage this behavior, and SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY and CONSTITUTION!!!!!PLEASE****
That’ll show em!
The saddest thing about this is that people actually believe Trump is this stupid. Very sad.
Well, to be fair, he is.
What rock do you live under? He IS THAT STUPID..
What really depresses me is the number of people who seem to think this is a factual article. This is a satiric website. This article is a joke! It is a good joke because it is easy to imagine Trump actually saying this..
Am i the only one who sees the irony and stupidity in this statement? If you are still supporting Trump you are a special kind of stupid!
There is a cure for stupidity; but the Donald doesn’t have the brains to find it!
And the crowd cheered!! Lol😅😅!! It is impossible to have a discussion with someone who cheers that the punishment for someone trying to kill themselves is to kill them! Oh how I love the poorly educated voter who attends Drumpf rallies and cheers when he says something this stupid! 🤣😂😂🤣…and they wonder why we call them stupid.
Really? I didn’t see a source for these purported Trump idiotisms.
You do know, right, that this is satire?
It’s called SATIRE. You must have voted for the man.
The fact this sounds so plausible is a sign of how screwed we are. Trump killed satire.
He must be doing this on purpose to get attention, no body is that dense.
don’t kid yourself he REALLY IS THIS DENSE..
Ahm. Concerning that remark about men blowing themselves… (not up):it IS possible, it takes yoga practice, no belly and a d**k whose measurements are above average (although by not much). My ex boyfriend used to be able to do it.
Perhaps you could shoot the dead bodies…or maybe hang them, if there is enough left to hang..lol..That would be proper punishment for a suicide bombing…hahaha
This is right up there with the Canadian Conservative government talking if stronger prosecutions for unreported crime!
Dead men tell no tales…..
No, don’t kill yourself. Just go back to your TV show. Please!
A better solution would be to give him a life sentence surrounded by 72 naked virgins that he will never have, and cut off his hands. We wouldn’t want him relieving his fantasies.
AMERICA IS A GREAT NATION , NOT EVEN A PRESIDENT LIKE TRUMP CAN BRING IT DOWN, TRUMP CAN KISS MY ASS FOR GOOD,HE NEEDS A Psychiatric attention, HES JUST A WHITE APE, SO WHAT DO U EXPECT FROM A WHITE APE President?..
Racist we much?
Trump is auditioning to Be the Scarecrow ,on the remake of ‘The Wizard of Oz ‘,He would fit the part perfectly, He comes into casting Without a Brain … Acts like he does not have one, and Does not know the Difference, And is not looking for one, But will see the Wizard, and ask for a Republican Tax Cut for the rich. The Wizard refuses because he knows Trump Republicans do not have a Heart. The Wizard offers Trump a $5 bill, Trump takes it and says “It has more value”
If you don’t like him or our country than live somewhere else Sandy and the rest of you who don’t like our country than leave
Fuck you Don. Your leader is an ape shit dumbass moron. You live somewhere else. Asshole
Don. You and fuck-angutans like Trump are shitting in this country. You go and fuck yourself some place else.
Did you leave for the eight glorious years of Barack Obama?
oh we love our country – we just hate him for being in it!
Why? Sissy cowards turn tail and run, dear. We, the MAJORITY, stay and fight.
“My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right.” So, FU, really. 🙂
All Dumpf supporters should join the military if your so into defending our country. I refuse to defend a country that supports this idiot in office. Let his supporters fight for freedom.
I love sincerity and confidence of this guy or girl Anonymous. He/She tells it like it is! Without worrying about how others will see or judge them. INSPIRING!!!!!!!
Hey Don, the smart people here are pointing out the a suicide bomber dies when he does the deed, so trump and sessions can’t very well prosecute him. Oh, and this is MY country too, I won’t give in to trump or his racist monkeys. I will stay right here and fight for my country. And just like the first Civil War, the northerners will kick ass.
No one is saying they dislike “our country” if you can read…..we ARE saying …..we do not like the idiot RUINING it! Quite a hu-u-he difference! Read carefully!!!!!!
Riiiiiiiiight – like you never said a WORD against President Obama, right, Dickwad Don?
Um… pardon me. I don’t mean to interrupt a ‘tremendous’ line of thought, but if they’re a suicide bomber and detonate themselves and kill someone, they are already dead themselves. Right?
“Suicide bomber” = dead
The delivery vehicle is a drugged up brainwashed loser who has been convinced (a) he will burn in Hell forever for his sins (b) his sins will be forgiven if he dies in jihad, and he will be richly rewarded.
The people I want to see face justice are the entire support system that recruits, indoctrinates, trains, equips and deploys these human weapons, often with a radio detonator in case they try to change their minds.
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that your President and mine was speaking of these people. Fortunately, your Trump Derangement Syndrome ensures that you will spread this booby-trapped gotcha with all your might, while sensible people laugh at you.
this is like the dumbest thing i read in a long time. and coming from a drumpf supporter , and every time one of these moronic trump supporters rears its ugly head,the betsy devos homeschooling shows the pattern of outright stupidity. sometimes you wish breitbart and infowars should be billed for making america stupid again.
It’s called satire, Shar. Learn to spot it.
This sounds legit and that’s the saddest part.
I’m gonna rob a bank and open up a checking account …LOL at the same bank , cause I’m a Trumpsters. ( Syke )
They are already dead!! You Dumb Ass!!
Great Trump satire on suicide bombers.Would liek to run it on http://www.cynicaltimes.com
Happy to rade stories. We ahve soem satire up there too.
First you have to find and catch them…. They will be recognized by the bomb strapped to their bodies…..
It’s great to have these satirical sites so we can shine a light on the people who don’t filter the last thing they read before sharing their opinion. The great divide is not belief systems. It’s that some people believe anything if it even slightly agrees with their preconceived notions born of ignorance, never challenging the validity.
Fake or not…..its exactly what he would say if he thought of it. Ive never seen a bigger ignorant jackass in my life. I will NEVER claim him as “president” of anything..much less this country.
Say what – posthumous death sentence…..
Notice that in the second paragraph he said, “blowing themselves,” he didn’t say blowing themselves up. I think he hit on an important point. If men could blow themselves there would be world peace because that’s all they would ever do.
Can’t stop laughing man
Ditto to that!
Youse guys do understand that this is a satire site?
Yes, but can you blame them? Trump says dumber things than this on a daily basis. It’s like Poe’s Law…only more like Cole’s law 😀
GOOD IDEA, BOZO – BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT DEAD ENOUGH (from committing SUICIDE) ALREADY. Geez.
We just may have gone from the most educated nation in the world to the stupidest. All thanks to the steady destruction of our education system by our very “compassionate and caring” Republicans and a steady stream of lies by Fox. Bravo America the right has made us great again, the great idiots.
How is it possible to be so stupid!
45’s The Stupidity is Absolutely Remarkable, and so Dangerous for Our Country and The Planet!!!
Hey Trump, throw yourself on the mercy of the Court of Public Opinion & resign this job for which you are not capable.
in fact there really is NO cure for “stupid”!
There is a cure fi3r stupidity; but the Donald doesn’t have the brains to find it!
Please tell me this is satire?
yup, top of the page says its a satire blog.
excellent point, J.Hurd…..murder penalty for suicide bombers indeed.
he is a very stupid man
excellent point, J.Hurd…..murder penalty for suicide bombers indeed.
he is a very stupid man
Sadly, his supporters agree with him. They are even more ignorant than him. WOW, how did we manage to get SO MANY STUPID people in our country?
Good question. I honestly never knew so many existed!
Excuse me Moron????? Suicide bombers are already dead when they are discovered because they died while detonating the bomb. You have got to be the dumbest person on the face of the earth EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.
YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING TO YOUR COUNTRY.
Oh, the irony.
So laughing that folks seem to miss the satire..