President Trump expressed his extreme frustration today at the lack of gratitude being shown him despite his generosity with the federal stockpile of emergency medical equipment during the coronavirus crisis.

“First the Governors don’t ask me nicely enough for the ventilators and now this!”

He was especially aggrieved at not receiving a personal thank you from any of the intubated COVID-19 patients currently benefiting from his largesse.

“How hard is it to make a call? So wrong!”

White House sources indicated the President was not inclined to be so helpful going forward given the lack of appreciation.

“He’s certainly not going to be telling those critically ill people about all the miracle drugs that could cure them in an instant if this is the way they treat him.”

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