President Trump is said to be livid after finding out that Nancy Pelosi does not want to impeach him because it’s just ‘not worth it’, which he is taking as yet another insult from the Speaker.

“How can I not be worth impeaching? I colluded with Russia to get elected. So wrong!”

Trump is said to view Pelosi’s stance as diminishing his achievement, which has lead to a special prosecutor, multiple indictments and convictions, and perpetual awe at how he expertly manipulated the US political process.

“How dare she suggest I’m just another humdrum President who got elected in the usual way.”

Sensing the shine was about to be taken off his remarkable legacy, Trump has vowed to reveal a ‘whole bunch of stuff’ that is sure to get him impeached.

“You can’t seriously keep me in the White House after learning the dirt I’ve got on me. It’s great dirt. The greatest dirt.”