Trump Gets His Wall Funding After Threatening To Release Sex Tape

In a remarkable turnaround, leading Democrats have agreed to fund President Trump’s border wall in full, despite refusing to do so even in the face of a government shutdown.

“We are releasing the money as we speak, Mister President.”

Even leading Trump-troller Nancy Pelosi is reportedly in favor of funding the border wall this time.

“Give him what he wants. Right now. RIGHT. NOW.”

The novel negotiating tactic is said to have been inspired by Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, who demonstrated the power of releasing a sex tape.

“Or, in my case, the power that comes from not releasing a sex tape.”

The development is something of a revelation for the President, who has struggled to get his way much of the time.

“Threatening to expose the nation to my sweaty pumping body to get my way is great. So great!”

2 Comments on "Trump Gets His Wall Funding After Threatening To Release Sex Tape"

  1. Ok will drop by for a viewing. Hope you like goya beans as Trump says their a cure for cornavirus.

    Thanks fhope to drop in and see ya soon. Will Bring my bf Juan Carlos as well.

    Se ya

    Landon Mook Terry
    [email protected]

  2. charles Hicks | August 18, 2020 at 1:14 am | Reply

    I have a copy if your interested. I practice social distancing and so should you.

    Drop by after 10pm -3am byob or if not will be provided. Wine and cheese is also availabl.

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    charles hicks

    Free ASE silver coin 1oz free for asking.

    Hope to see you all
    may god bless you.

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