(The White House) President Trump was said to be in a very good mood this Valentine’s Day, having come up with a ‘killer’ gift that Melania is sure to love.

“This present is great. So great!”

Noting that son Barron was now at an age where he wants to be more independent of his mother, Trump came up with the great idea of giving the First Lady some young children to raise as her own, including some girls.

“Fortunately I had some ready and waiting.”

Best of all, confided the President, he doesn’t even have to pay for them, as they are already in Federal custody.

“Unlike chocolates and flowers.”

His only concern was that he secure some that were detained relatively recently.

“I don’t want my present to look too dingy.”

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