President Trump has continued to heap praise on Scotsman Alexander Graham Bell for his remarkable accomplishments.
“This guy invented the smartphone – we owe him a lot.”
Trump regaled his audience with a dramatic retelling of Bell’s exciting first VOIP call.
“He was worried he didn’t have enough bars. But it worked out very well. Very very well.”
The President was less enthusiastic about the invention of the printing press, however, which he blames for the proliferation of Fake News.
“I’ve instructed the FBI to arrest this Gutenburg person. He has a lot to answer for and I intend to make him pay.”