President Trump today released the names of two more people he is issuing pardons for. Regarding his decision to pardon Walter White of New Mexico, Trump spoke of the difficulties he faced in his life.
“Walter sold drugs, but he was sick with the windmill cancer and struggling to earn enough as a teacher. Tough. So tough.”
While many expected Trump to pardon his personal attorney Michael Cohen, Trump instead has pardoned former district attorney Harvey Dent.
“I may not know Harvey personally, but he sounds like the kind of lawyer you want in your corner, even if he’s made a few mistakes. Just like me, Harvey is said to like to see both sides, which is great, really great.”
Trump is reportedly also considering pardons for Elle Driver, Jack Torrence, and Anakin Skywalker.