Donald Trump returned to his favorite state of West Virginia today, where local people voted for him in huge numbers in 2016 based on his promise to turn them into local coal people.

While the state has a history of having lots of local coal people, in recent decades they have mostly just been local people, with coal people more common in other countries like Japan and Brazil.

Trump again promised the local people that they could be local coal people again, though how he plans to turn the local people into local coal people was not clear.

Other people said turning the local people back into local coal people was unrealistic, and that he should instead concentrate on turning them into local something-else people.