Facing criticism that his budget proposal was a giveaway to the wealthy at the expense of ordinary Americans, President Trump today insisted that those who stood to gain the most were among the poorest private jet owners in the nation.

“The biggest benefits will go the those at the bottom, who may only have a single small jet to their name.”

While all private jet owners, including the President himself, will benefit under the plan, Trump maintains those who only earn enough to afford a modest 8-seater Learjet are the main benefactors.

“I may be a bigly billionaire with my very own 757-200 airliner, but I know how to look after those less fortunate than me.”

Trump admits there are still elements of the budget he would like to see improved, such as the unfair treatment of segment of the population whose private yachts are less than 200 feet long.

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