Sensing that Michael Cohen could be a real liability for him, President Trump today instructed his long-time fixer Michael Cohen to pay off Michael Cohen.

“Pay him whatever he wants – I’ll reimburse you for it later.”

Trump also insisted that Cohen not let Cohen know that it was been done at the President’s request.

“Convince him that it’s something you decided to do all by yourself.”

Trump added that if Cohen wasn’t receptive to being hushed up, Cohen should get rough with him.

“Just give me the word and I’ll find someone to beat him up if you think it will help.”