(Mar-a-Lago) Denouncing the Biden administration for doing a ‘terrible job’ combatting the COVID pandemic in light of new highly transmissible variants emerging, former President Donald Trump today announced a improved version of his recommended method for curing those who suspect they may have been exposed.
“It’s like bleach but even more corrosive for extra COVID-killing power. I call it Bleach Plus!”
With the delta-plus variant set to rampage through the United States, Trump said he was compelled to get involved again knowing Joe Biden wasn’t up to the task.
“He won’t even promote bleach, let alone come up with an even more effective formulation for our most vulnerable citizens to ingest.”
Trump reportedly got together with My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell and top scientists from the alkylation field in the oil refining sector and experts on industrial slag cleaning to develop the treatment. Trump said this is some of the greatest work he has ever done.
“I’m so proud to have worked with some great people to come up with one of the most caustic substances known to humankind. The delta plus variant doesn’t stand a chance!”
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