(The White House) Sensing he didn’t handle his meeting with Nobel Lauteate Nadia Murad as well as he could have, President Trump today attempted to make amends.
“She seemed unhappy with what I said about her family so to make up for it I’ve invited them to the White House for burgers on me.”
Trump said he was looking forward to receiving Murad’s deceased mother and brothers as he knows the area they used to live in when they were alive ‘very well’.
“I plan to ask them if they think it would be a good location for a casino or if that would prove to be too much excitement for their quiet neighborhood.”
Trump is also keen to better understand exactly what Murad received the Nobel Prize for.
“She mentioned ISIS, but I beat them and don’t have one so forgive me if I’m a little confused.”