Following his revelation that he believes President Obama has been wiretapping him in Trump Tower, President Trump is massively stepping up measures to ensure he is not being listened in on.

This even includes checking top staff for wires, which Reince Priebus found out when he was forced to strip naked in the Oval Office. Priebus said he had nothing to hide and duly complied with the request.

Critics say Steve Bannon should have been subject to the same indignity, however insiders confirm that Bannon regularly strips down to his birthday suit during meetings because he likes it, and there no inch of his body people haven’t been subjected to.