Disavowing rumors he doesn’t want to visit the United Kingdom anymore because he is not popular there, President Trump has indicated he will instead be making a State Visit to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter later this year because it better represents that country.
Trump backed up his claim by citing friend and former leader of the UK Independence Party, Nigel Farage, who has repeatedly claimed England is not even English anymore.
With its boarding school, quaint village shops, and the thousands of white Trump supporters wearing tweed and wellingtons who will be invited, the State Visit is being touted as more British than the Queen.
There will still be a Royal component, including a gold carriage ride and Farage donning a wig to play the role of the British Monarch receiving Trump.
One advantage for the American taxpayer is that this State Visit will cost a lot less since it will take place in Orlando, which is not far from the Mar-a-Lago resort where Trump likes to spend most of his time.
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