Showing there is literally no subset of the population he is not prepared to attack, Donald Trump has laid into the nation’s babies with a full blown verbal attack on one at a rally in Ashburn, VA.
Though Trump made light of the affair afterwards, political observers think this may be his biggest gaffe yet – one that could even kill off any prospect he had to win.
“Though babies do not have the vote themselves, they do exert an enormous influence over a sizable fraction of the electorate.”
As babies across the country develop an instinctual dislike for Trump after seeing him treat one of their own with such contempt in person or on TV, they are unlikely to sit idly by.
“All they need to do is throw up everywhere on November 8 and that’s one caregiver’s vote for Trump that isn’t going into the ballot box.”
The Hillary Campaign responded by restating its commitment not to yell at, eject, or drop babies under any circumstances.
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