Trump Meets Queen And Commends Her For Her Performance In Prime Suspect

Image credit: 'Queen Elizabeth II' by Emilio Esbardo via Commons license CC BY-SA 4.0.

(Winsdor, UK) President Trump has met with Queen Elizabeth II at her home, Windsor Castle, which he said was ‘not bad’ but she should do something about the drafts. He then said he knew some guys who could fix it for her.

“And if you need a place to stay while it’s being worked on I have a place in Scotland that I can cut you a deal on.”

Trump said he knew they would get on very well due to their common background working in television, and told the Monarch that he had watched all seven seasons of Prime Suspect.

“Your performance as Detective Chief Inspector Jane Tennison was great. So great.”

Trump lamented the fact that her former daughter in law Lady Di was not alive to be present, as they had ‘almost had a thing’ once, and he even managed to work in a compliment for his host.

“I’ve seen Excalibur many times and you were easily a 9 and maybe even a 10. Still looking good for you age too, Lizzy.”

2 Comments on "Trump Meets Queen And Commends Her For Her Performance In Prime Suspect"

  1. Great Britian Us and Russia stand tougher everything is planned depopulation is they only way the world can feed it’s self.

  2. Elizabeth Jones | July 12, 2018 at 5:47 pm | Reply

    OMG Please tell me that was not really what he said to the Queen! Sha has every right to have him beheaded for his disrespect of her. Lizzy Really?????

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