After already ordering US Companies to stop working with China as part of his escalating trade war, President Trump has hit on the idea of punishing the PROC further by demanding United States citizens give up egg rolls and sweet and sour chicken.
“I hereby order all Americans to eat McDonalds and KFC instead.”
Worried fans of Korean BBQ were assured they were safe from any future bans – especially if they made sure it was done in the northern style – while sushi afficionados are closely watching developments.
“But as for General Tso’s it’s a big NO!”
Constitutional lawyers have already suggested this is a wild overreach by the White House.
“Just as there is an implicit right to privacy in the Constitution, there is also one to Peking Duck or whatever you prefer from that cuisine.”
The President further added that any Jews eating Chinese on Christmas Day are disloyal. Jewish leaders were outraged that one of their precious rituals was attacked in this way.
“We were going to demand an investigation into why we as a group were singled out until we realized – Trump!”
Meanwhile extreme leftists said they approve of Trump’s action in this case, despite being bitterly opposed to him most of the time.
“This wretched cultural appropriation whereby young white males air drum Led Zeppelin with chopsticks will finally be stopped.”
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