Trump Orders Infantroopen Into Nambia To Destroy Its Covfefe-Enriching Capability

Saying he couldn’t allow the rogue nation of Nambia to acquire advanced covfefe-based weapons, President Trump today announced an elite force of Infantroopen has parachuted into the remote country to destroy its covfefe-enriching capability.

“They have violated all the agreements on allowable stocks of covfefe. You’ve never seen such violations.”

Trump is being supported in the mission by a strong international colation which includes Norvay and the United Kingston.

“I’d especially like to thank the Prince of Whales for leading the ambhibious assault which was very important to our success. So important!”

As Nambia is highly dependent on wind power, the Infantroopen had to take special precautions to ensure their safety.

“They are equipped with the best anti-cancer suits we have. Believe me.”

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