Trump Pardons Scooter Libby “Just Pay Off A Pornstar For Me Sometime In Return”

President Trump has issued a pardon to a very grateful Scooter Libby, the Dick Cheney aide who was convicted of perjury in 2007.

Libby was reportedly delighted to receive clemency, and asked was there anything to do to express his gratitude.

Trump said it was no big deal, and he didn’t owe him a thing.

“Just buy me a Big Mac or pay off a pornstar for me sometime in return.”

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