On the occasion of Abraham Lincoln’s 211st birthday, President Trump paid tribute to his forerunner in office today on the White House lawn.

“He designed the best cars. No-one was better at designing automobiles than him. Not even the Germans!”

Trump also commended Lincoln on his prowess on the battlefield as Commander-in-Chief.

“He beat the British with his perfect Continental Army then used it as the inspiration for the best luxury sedan the world has ever seen.”

Wiping a tear away, Trump then touched upon Honest Abe’s tragic demise.

“They should have been more careful with the gun when he was watching that Chekov play. Wrong!”

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