Trump Pays Tribute To Lincoln On His Birthday “He designed the best cars”

On the occasion of Abraham Lincoln’s 211st birthday, President Trump paid tribute to his forerunner in office today on the White House lawn.

“He designed the best cars. No-one was better at designing automobiles than him. Not even the Germans!”

Trump also commended Lincoln on his prowess on the battlefield as Commander-in-Chief.

“He beat the British with his perfect Continental Army then used it as the inspiration for the best luxury sedan the world has ever seen.”

Wiping a tear away, Trump then touched upon Honest Abe’s tragic demise.

“They should have been more careful with the gun when he was watching that Chekov play. Wrong!”

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