Trump Says He’s Not Against Political Gestures – Proposes Mandatory Presidential Salute

After suggesting NFL owners fire players who ‘take a knee’ to display solidarity with minorities, President Trump has taken flak for being opposed tooth and nail to political gestures.

The President quickly rejected this criticism today, says he is in truth such a fan he say is considering making it mandatory that he be saluted by US citizens whenever they encounter them.

“People are always telling me how important it is to show respect for the Office of the Presidency and this seems like a great way to do it.”

He’s confident that it will be a popular measure as all the people he meets when he holds rallies in West Virginia and the Deep South seem in favor.

“All across America I meet people who seem to love giving salutes so I thought why not?”

Trump says he is open to what form the compulsory gesture honoring him will take, so long as it doesn’t interfere with those of the armed forces.

“We don’t want it to be too similar to our military salutes, so something that doesn’t involve bending at the elbow or touching your head perhaps.”

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11 Comments on "Trump Says He’s Not Against Political Gestures – Proposes Mandatory Presidential Salute"

  1. I think what every 3 year old can do. Stick your young out. Hardly a waste of energy or loss of dignity at all.

  2. Adolf Hitler had a salute so why shouldn’t Trumplestilskin ? Heil Cheetoman!

  3. You have to GIVE respect to get it. To everyone,not just your asskissers!You make me want to vomit!

  4. I got a salute for him.

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  5. How about some options: curtsey, bow to kiss his ring, or bend over drop your drawers and tell that ARROGANT FK-TARD to KISS YOUR ASS!

  6. How about 2 words and 1 finger. That is the only appropriate salute the orange rat deserves.

  7. How about an old fashioned “Bronx cheer”? PPPPBBBBBFFFFTTTT

  8. Mario Serrano Marte | September 23, 2017 at 7:08 pm | Reply

    How about a Double Middle Finger salute!!! You POS!

  9. How about a middle finger salute

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