(Tulsa, OK) Responding to safety concerns, local Trump Campaign rally officials said they would be conducting spot checks on entry this Saturday to ensure anyone who gains access registers a safe reading.
“Nobody running an IQ of 100 or higher will be allowed in.”
This ,they say, is to ensure a safe rally environment for all, and to minimize the risk of anyone bringing informed opinion into the BOK center.
“It could spread like wildfire through the attendees most of whom have never been exposed to it before.”
They also gave assurances that President Trump will not be putting anyone at risk.
“His numbers are always consistently in the safe zone – well below 100.”
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