President Trump remembered events at Pearl Harbor on the anniversary of that terrible attack at a White House ceremony paying tribute to those that were there.

He began by misquoting FDR, then offered his own take on the Pearl Harbor attack describing it as a ‘pretty wild scene’, to the confusion of some veterans.

“We must never forget how those evil German Nazis attacked the country of Hawaii all those years ago.”

Trump said Americans should be proud that the United States rushed to the defense of little nations like Hawaii in their time of need.

“I wanted to personally express these sentiments to the President of Hawaii on this fateful day, but no-one seems to have the number in their phone.”

The President then inquired which two of the men present were in a love triangle with Kate Beckinsale.