Days after it looked like it was a miserable failure, there was progress today in US-North Korea relations after President Trump unilaterally removed all sanctions imposed on the rogue nuclear power.
“Chairman Kim just called me to say he had no knowledge of his country’s nuclear ballistic missile program.”
Kim added that he would take care of it now he that he was aware of the launchpads and enrichment sites that bad people have been developing without telling him.
“I only ask that you let me take care of it privately in my own time, as I feel pretty stupid right now!”
Trump said that would be fine and he has full confidence the program will be brought to an end.
“I take him at his word.”