In a move that was long expected, President Trump has dismissed Dr. Fauci, the trusted face of the coronavirus response task force. But Trump said there was no reason to be concerned, as he was replacing him with an even better doctor, Nicholas Riviera M.D.
Riviera, who trained at a Mayo Clinic Correspondence School and well as completing residencies at a number of South American or maybe Caribbean medical facilities, is reputed to be a versatile physician who has performed many types of operation, including some, he amusingly imparts, on himself.
Speaking to the country for the first time in his new role, Dr. Reviera said he was honored to have the well-being of the entire American populace entrusted to him during the coronavirus pandemic. To show his appreciation he then hugged everyone in attendance.
“We will get through this nasty illness that nobody understands by sticking together and working hard at our jobs. Bye, Everybody!”
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