Trump Says Attacking Media Not Presidential But What The Hell?

In a rare moment of reflection Donald Trump’s sole neuron dedicated to that task has opined that it is not Presidential to attack elements of the media. However it was quickly overruled by a flurry of brain activity from all his other neurons.

“But, hey, what the Hell!”

The President’s cortical matter then instructed his voice and hands to engage in a frenzy of media bashing and calling out fake news.

“From the standpoint of neuroscience it’s quite fascinating. From every other standpoint, quite scary.”

The statement is being taken as proof that the President doesn’t indeed possess all the cortical structures and neural networks a normal person has, albeit heavily weighted towards the more nefarious ones.

“He’s also on record as being kind to someone sometime in the early 1980s, so the evidence is there.”

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