Trump Says Renoir Personally Gave Him Painting While It Was Still Wet

In the dispute over whether President Trump owns an original Renoir titled ‘Two Sisters’, the Chicago Institute of Art appeared to settle the matter by saying the real painting has hung in its gallery for 80 years.

However Trump hit back today saying he has definitive proof that his one is the real deal.

“I was given that painting by Renoir himself who assured me he had just painted it. Wonderful painter that Renoir. So Great!”

Trump says Renoir also warned him not to touch the painting for at least 24 hours.

“Because it was still wet – that’s how original it was.”

He also claims to have a much better Venus de Milo than the one most people are familiar with.

“Mine has got arms and everything. Beat that, Lourve!”

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68 Comments on "Trump Says Renoir Personally Gave Him Painting While It Was Still Wet"

  1. And perhaps Frederick Douglass endorsed it as well!

  2. I cannot explain in words how happy I am to be a Canadian,or how badly I feel for my southern neighbors.

    • Thank you. I can’t explain how horrified I am to be an american these days. This is like a nightmare that just won’t end.

  3. Come on conservative people. We know its not true.
    We are smart enough too know its a lie but we are tired of hearing Trump lies and stories. And we will state the facts every time he opens his mouth. Satire or Real. We are not a his audience to entertain.

  4. I am so sick of Trump and his entire family. Talk about trailer trash. I can’t wait for him to be impeached. Or locked up for all the dishonest things that he and his kids have done.

  5. I love how the ConservaTards are thinking this is real and that WE are stupid.

  6. You Democrats really are a bunch of idiots! There was a time when democrats and republicans argued during the day and socialized together at night. You are mean spirited! Lighten up! Remember when Reagan said Thomas Jefferson was a friend of his? No one called him a liar, they were amused. Democrats, get a life!

    • Reagan suffered from Alzheimer’s. What’s Dump’s excuse?

    • Yep! These dems just want a fight, it’s all they want all the time, no sense of humor, no ability to put their minds at rest and just be HUMAN! I am so sick of these disgusting displays and sad temper tantrums…all the conservatives put up with O’bummer until his time was up, ,suck it up buttercups!

  7. This seems to be opossum head’s new tactic – pretending his comments are ‘satire’ when the truth is pointed out to him. Either that or he really is losing track of reality. Isn’t there a volcano god somewhere we could offer a human (+/-) sacrifice to? IMPEACH!!!!

  8. Think he’s taking the piss !!!

  9. Funny. Take it for the humor it is. Renoir died in 1915. Trump born in 1946.

  10. Oh my God….. LOL

    I just scanned through the comments on the article itself.

    This is one for the record…………

    I’m keeping the link to this page, just so I can show how gullible Liberals are; and how easy they do in fact, accept FAKE NEWS.

    Thanks for posting this.

    I haven’t laughed like this in years.

    • Keeping the link here to expose you as a cyber-bot for Putin. He does not need any help from you people escaping the Trojan Horse that is the worldwideweb. Liberals are for the LIBERTY & FREEDOM of the common man. Conservatives are for incarceration and slavery of all men except the rich and the white. They hate, gays women and people of color, any religion that is not Catholic or Protestant and you can EASILY see that in their policies and platform. The Americans that support them share their fears and prejudices and blame “others” for taking their money and making them poor when its the BILLIONAIRES in this country, and the GOP politicians they elect, taking their money and making them poor.

    • And btw…..You have no God. Admit it.

    • Aw, Jerry. This is a satirical page, Sweetie Pie. Gullible Liberals can tell fake news from real news, but I’m wondering about how gullible you are based on your comment. I haven’t laughed like this in years either, but I’m sure for different reasons.

  11. It’s like Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and the clock striking.

  12. What a maroon

  13. Renoir died in 1919. Trump is 71? This is 2017. Trump wasn’t even a gleam in his father’s eye–he was minus 27 years.

  14. Renoir died in 1917. Trump is 71? This is 2017. Trump wasn’t even a gleam in his father’s eye–he was -29 years.

  15. There’s nothing funny about this guy. He doesn’t care if he starts a nuclear war! He’s not just dumb…he’s mentally ill. He’s a danger to himself and others. That qualifies for “commitment”…let alone impeachment. Plus he’s a proven crook! I literally get in a bad mood every morning I wake up and realize he’s President.

  16. As Abe Lincoln once said..Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet! Sad to say, our president is such an unhinged moron, even the most outrageous satire engenders a degree of possibility in our number minds!

  17. You guys are on a roll. I once had a dream about someone showing up on The Antiques Road Show with a smiley face attached to the neck of the Louvre’s headless Winged Victory statue — and the appraiser volunteered, “It would have been worth so much more if someone had not attempted to restore it.”

  18. The eagerness to accept satire as reality when it denigrates Trump reveals a stupidity that even he would have trouble matching.

  19. Um…satire people. Although it is getting hard to tell.

    • Yes, with T-rump as “Prez”, it is indeed getting harder and harder to distinguish between deliberate satire and some wacky thing Trumpty Dumpty may have actually said. And then, on top of that, we have Russian bots planting fake news. It ain’t easy to figure it out, ya know what I mean? I need a drink.

  20. I’m waiting for him to tell us that God personally came down and anointed him!!! Oh Lord will it ever end?

  21. LORETTA DICENSO | October 23, 2017 at 2:02 pm | Reply

    come folks Andrew Jackson can verify all of it!

  22. The stupidity of this man never ceases to amaze me. Impeach this idiot will yah so the world can breath easier.

  23. Remember when everybody thought George Bush was the stupidest president? Good times.

    • Yes, I thought George W Bush would hold the record as the stupidest President ever. Then, Hillary Clinton stole the nomination from Sen. Bernie Sanders and Trump happened. Trump is stupider than George W Bush and Trump is also mentally ill.

  24. s/Isn’t this just evidence that Trump was born again? Surely a US President could not lie./-s

  25. Valentine Mayer | October 23, 2017 at 3:32 am | Reply

    Such a shame this genius mis-spelled, LOUVRE.

  26. A genius with such an I.Q. must have studied some Art History

  27. Watch out Andy Borowitz, you got competition!

    • Move over Borowitz, you’ve got a competitor!
      “You don’t lie like that for someone unless it’s serious.”

  28. neil. B (@freqeist1) | October 22, 2017 at 6:18 pm | Reply

    Probably true, I`m sure Lincoln tweeted it? I could be wrong, might have been Charlie Chaplin..

  29. Amusing as it is, the more bs that’s written makes others doubt the real deal…

  30. Vernon Brechin | October 22, 2017 at 2:29 pm | Reply

    Pierre-Auguste Renoir – (25 February 1841 – 3 December 1919)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre-Auguste_Renoir

  31. I got an oceanfront property in Arizona. Anyone want to hang out with me there?

    • Haha, thats cool, I bought my oceanfront condo in Oklahoma! Its a Trump development called orange blossom breezes…

  32. His friend Fredrick Douglas introduced him to Renior

  33. Looks like some of you can’t recognize satire.

    • See, that’s the thing, Opus. It’s got to where it’s difficult to tell when it’s satire. It’s clearly believable that der Trumpf would say that.

  34. Renoir was born in 1841. Don’t think he was around to give the painting to Trump!

  35. Doesn’t he understand that all the blatant lies he makes – an they are so easy to prove – are just making him more a fool everyday? What’s going to happen when someone stands in front of him and proves his lies?

  36. LaVonna Ausherman Lathrop | October 21, 2017 at 6:30 pm | Reply

    Liar,liar, pants on fire!

  37. It’s true! The president of the US Virgin Islands was there when it happened!

  38. Richard Crooks | October 21, 2017 at 5:56 pm | Reply

    TRUMP IS SUCH A LOW LIFE LIAR AND OF THE WORST KIND. The republican idiots that follow him are even worse they have know brains.

    • At least some of us “idiots” can spell…if we let the liberal dems keep running this country, nobody would be able to spell or even sign their own names in the future!

  39. That’s proof that he continuously lies unless he lied about his age or is the devil in disguise.

  40. Guessing that this happened at Frederick Douglas’s bar mitzvah.

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