In the dispute over whether President Trump owns an original Renoir titled ‘Two Sisters’, the Chicago Institute of Art appeared to settle the matter by saying the real painting has hung in its gallery for 80 years.
However Trump hit back today saying he has definitive proof that his one is the real deal.
“I was given that painting by Renoir himself who assured me he had just painted it. Wonderful painter that Renoir. So Great!”
Trump says Renoir also warned him not to touch the painting for at least 24 hours.
“Because it was still wet – that’s how original it was.”
He also claims to have a much better Venus de Milo than the one most people are familiar with.
“Mine has got arms and everything. Beat that, Lourve!”
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@ Dorris, stfu stupid cunt, why are you even opening your mouth? I don’t see anyone with a twenty out!
Good lord you liberal morons get your twisted panties out of your brains you wouldn’t know a joke from your demented mindset glad you will lose badly in 2020. IDIOTS
He is to stupid to have humor. He has none.
The thing is, with Trump, he is so profoundly ignorant of art, history, science, you name it, and is such a prolific liar, it is often nigh impossible to discern between Trump and satire about Trump. The ones with their panties fully loaded are the ones who actually believe a word he says.
I’d like to give you 5*’s.
I think pretty much everyone knew this was a joke……
I am mensa my friend and liberal. Maybe you are the panty wearing idiot?
Exactly how far up your ass can you get your head DE wayne? By the way, fuck you.
We know a joke when we see one. And its name is Trump. LMAO
Didn’t he say ‘she was wet?’
It’s true. One of best paintings. Huge painting.
It wasn’t very hard either.
Love,
Pierre-Auguste “Petey” Renoir
Very pathetic lie from this deranged moron. I too am sorry the US is being dismantled by this turd every day. Renoir died in 1919. Trump born in 1946.
And perhaps Frederick Douglass endorsed it as well!
I cannot explain in words how happy I am to be a Canadian,or how badly I feel for my southern neighbors.
Thank you. I can’t explain how horrified I am to be an american these days. This is like a nightmare that just won’t end.
You hit the Nail on the head!
I agree Even if he loses, it will not end. He was never go away
Take me home with you! I like hockey,promise!!! Anything to get out of this lunacy!
I will learn to like hockey, I promise!
Have you seen the cartoon of the lady saying to a taxi driver that she wanted to build a wall to keep out all the undesirables from the South. He asked if all Americans were as racist as her and she replied that she was Canadian.
Come on conservative people. We know its not true.
We are smart enough too know its a lie but we are tired of hearing Trump lies and stories. And we will state the facts every time he opens his mouth. Satire or Real. We are not a his audience to entertain.
I am so sick of Trump and his entire family. Talk about trailer trash. I can’t wait for him to be impeached. Or locked up for all the dishonest things that he and his kids have done.
You must be talking about Biden…only dad is too demented to realize his kids are almost as crooked as the Clinton’s.
Here we go another fucking idiot
I love how the ConservaTards are thinking this is real and that WE are stupid.
Good point. Very good point. And a sad commentary on the terrible political divisions in our country right now.
You Democrats really are a bunch of idiots! There was a time when democrats and republicans argued during the day and socialized together at night. You are mean spirited! Lighten up! Remember when Reagan said Thomas Jefferson was a friend of his? No one called him a liar, they were amused. Democrats, get a life!
Reagan suffered from Alzheimer’s. What’s Dump’s excuse?
Yep! These dems just want a fight, it’s all they want all the time, no sense of humor, no ability to put their minds at rest and just be HUMAN! I am so sick of these disgusting displays and sad temper tantrums…all the conservatives put up with O’bummer until his time was up, ,suck it up buttercups!
We Democrats want to fight is right, because we are fighting to get a mentally unstable moron out of the white house before he destroys our country completely! He is totally unqualified to hold that office. He is dividing our country, turning our allies into our enemies, promoting racism and sexual harassment! So yes us Democrats are fighting!
You are mistaken…Obama is no longer in office. He and Michael lost.
You sure have a lot to say about your own party when you actually think you are talking about the other party..and still dont have the guts to use your name Mr. Anonymous!
Get a brain! They were not even alive at the same time! If he lies about things that can be so easily fact checked, just imagine what else he lies about!
You voted for Trump and you call US mean-spirited?! You cheered when he said “I’ll make Mexico pay for it!” And you call us a bunch of idiots? You, sir, are a special kind of idiot.
This seems to be opossum head’s new tactic – pretending his comments are ‘satire’ when the truth is pointed out to him. Either that or he really is losing track of reality. Isn’t there a volcano god somewhere we could offer a human (+/-) sacrifice to? IMPEACH!!!!
In Obama’s birth state, the name of the Goddess is Pele. Sacrifices are dumped (no pun unintended) in a volcano.
We do not want to piss Pele off
Where obama birth state then?
Hawaii, remember? President Obama was born in Hawaii.
Agree! Impeach Pelosi, Schumer, Waters, Schriff, etc.
Think he’s taking the piss !!!
Funny. Take it for the humor it is. Renoir died in 1915. Trump born in 1946.
Oh my God….. LOL
I just scanned through the comments on the article itself.
This is one for the record…………
I’m keeping the link to this page, just so I can show how gullible Liberals are; and how easy they do in fact, accept FAKE NEWS.
Thanks for posting this.
I haven’t laughed like this in years.
Keeping the link here to expose you as a cyber-bot for Putin. He does not need any help from you people escaping the Trojan Horse that is the worldwideweb. Liberals are for the LIBERTY & FREEDOM of the common man. Conservatives are for incarceration and slavery of all men except the rich and the white. They hate, gays women and people of color, any religion that is not Catholic or Protestant and you can EASILY see that in their policies and platform. The Americans that support them share their fears and prejudices and blame “others” for taking their money and making them poor when its the BILLIONAIRES in this country, and the GOP politicians they elect, taking their money and making them poor.
Girl, you didn’t be sip, you guzzled that koolaid.róflmao
And btw…..You have no God. Admit it.
Aw, Jerry. This is a satirical page, Sweetie Pie. Gullible Liberals can tell fake news from real news, but I’m wondering about how gullible you are based on your comment. I haven’t laughed like this in years either, but I’m sure for different reasons.
It’s like Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and the clock striking.
What a maroon
No, he’s not maroon. He’s origin, remember?
Renoir died in 1919. Trump is 71? This is 2017. Trump wasn’t even a gleam in his father’s eye–he was minus 27 years.
Renoir died in 1917. Trump is 71? This is 2017. Trump wasn’t even a gleam in his father’s eye–he was -29 years.
There’s nothing funny about this guy. He doesn’t care if he starts a nuclear war! He’s not just dumb…he’s mentally ill. He’s a danger to himself and others. That qualifies for “commitment”…let alone impeachment. Plus he’s a proven crook! I literally get in a bad mood every morning I wake up and realize he’s President.
Amen.
Amen!
As Abe Lincoln once said..Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet! Sad to say, our president is such an unhinged moron, even the most outrageous satire engenders a degree of possibility in our number minds!
You guys are on a roll. I once had a dream about someone showing up on The Antiques Road Show with a smiley face attached to the neck of the Louvre’s headless Winged Victory statue — and the appraiser volunteered, “It would have been worth so much more if someone had not attempted to restore it.”
The eagerness to accept satire as reality when it denigrates Trump reveals a stupidity that even he would have trouble matching.
So he does have that original Renoir? What do you think, just more Trump Bullshit or the Chicago Museum of Art is lying?
More Trump bullshit. Renoir died in 1915.
Oh, clearly the Chicago Museum is lying. Just look at the outrageous tweets they send out every morning.
Um…satire people. Although it is getting hard to tell.
Yes, with T-rump as “Prez”, it is indeed getting harder and harder to distinguish between deliberate satire and some wacky thing Trumpty Dumpty may have actually said. And then, on top of that, we have Russian bots planting fake news. It ain’t easy to figure it out, ya know what I mean? I need a drink.
I’m waiting for him to tell us that God personally came down and anointed him!!! Oh Lord will it ever end?
He has Clergymen saying that for him!
hadn’t you heard?
come folks Andrew Jackson can verify all of it!
The stupidity of this man never ceases to amaze me. Impeach this idiot will yah so the world can breath easier.
Remember when everybody thought George Bush was the stupidest president? Good times.
Yes, I thought George W Bush would hold the record as the stupidest President ever. Then, Hillary Clinton stole the nomination from Sen. Bernie Sanders and Trump happened. Trump is stupider than George W Bush and Trump is also mentally ill.
So sad. The Bernie bots are going to give us Trump for another 4+ years. Democracy is history.
Exactly.
s/Isn’t this just evidence that Trump was born again? Surely a US President could not lie./-s
Such a shame this genius mis-spelled, LOUVRE.
A genius with such an I.Q. must have studied some Art History
Watch out Andy Borowitz, you got competition!
Move over Borowitz, you’ve got a competitor!
“You don’t lie like that for someone unless it’s serious.”
Probably true, I`m sure Lincoln tweeted it? I could be wrong, might have been Charlie Chaplin..
Amusing as it is, the more bs that’s written makes others doubt the real deal…
Pierre-Auguste Renoir – (25 February 1841 – 3 December 1919)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre-Auguste_Renoir
I got an oceanfront property in Arizona. Anyone want to hang out with me there?
Haha, thats cool, I bought my oceanfront condo in Oklahoma! Its a Trump development called orange blossom breezes…
His friend Fredrick Douglas introduced him to Renior
Good one!
Looks like some of you can’t recognize satire.
See, that’s the thing, Opus. It’s got to where it’s difficult to tell when it’s satire. It’s clearly believable that der Trumpf would say that.
Renoir was born in 1841. Don’t think he was around to give the painting to Trump!
wake up sheeple
And Renoir died in 1919. The Dumpster born in 1946.
Doesn’t he understand that all the blatant lies he makes – an they are so easy to prove – are just making him more a fool everyday? What’s going to happen when someone stands in front of him and proves his lies?
Liar,liar, pants on fire!
It’s true! The president of the US Virgin Islands was there when it happened!
Yours was my favorite, and please note you had some keen competition….LMAOS (Laughing My Ass Off STILL!!!!!)
TRUMP IS SUCH A LOW LIFE LIAR AND OF THE WORST KIND. The republican idiots that follow him are even worse they have know brains.
At least some of us “idiots” can spell…if we let the liberal dems keep running this country, nobody would be able to spell or even sign their own names in the future!
That’s proof that he continuously lies unless he lied about his age or is the devil in disguise.
Devil with a blue dress on. True, he is a crossdresser and rips Melania’s clothes.
Guessing that this happened at Frederick Douglas’s bar mitzvah.
Thanks for the chuckle. Sad times.