Trump Says Republicans Won’t Accept Mark Sanford “He cheated on his wife!”

President Trump has dismissed potential primary challanger Mark Sanford, saying the Republican and evangelical base will never accept him.

“Mark Sanford cheated on his wife – wrong!”

Trump also pointed out that Sanford lied repeatedly to the public in an attempt to cover up his whirlwind affair.

“This man would diminish the Presidency with his lying ways. #SneakySanford”

The White House was keen to remind people that Sanford made the phrase
“hiking the Appalachian Trail” a synonym for scandal and bizzare behavior when he said that was what he was doing when he had in fact made off to Argentina to be with the object of his obsession.

“Clearly Mark Sanford is unstable and makes a mockery of the English language which is why the GOP will resoundly reject him.” 

23 Comments on "Trump Says Republicans Won’t Accept Mark Sanford “He cheated on his wife!”"

  1. Rockin Robin | August 2, 2019 at 2:52 pm | Reply

    Are you people kidding? trump’s not intelligent enough to be satirical.

  2. Robert savage | July 29, 2019 at 7:21 pm | Reply

    Lying and cheating, is Trump for real. Those are his areas of expertise.

  3. Really, people? Far be it from me to stick up for Trump, but people… this is satire. Though I realize these days it’s hard to differentiate, since the things that actually happen with the Mango Mafioso are pretty ridiculous.

  4. Satire or not, Trump calling everyone grade school names only shows that he is a bully. The mere fact that he holds campaign rallies while in office (before it campaign season) show how unsecure he is and how he needs to constantly feed his ego. I am not saying he stupid. But I would love to be him go through one day without sounding like a kid with a big baseball bat in his hands that he’s ready to swing at everyone who who gets in his

  5. Talk about the pot calling the Kettle Black!!

  6. I think trump should go back to using brown hair…. People will forget the years of orange and America can start calling itself trumperica…

  7. Michael Gallagher | July 24, 2019 at 12:31 am | Reply

    Oh, it’s satire. But with Trump, it’s hard to tell.

  8. Has hypocrite Trump forgot that he has cheated on all 3 of his wives. He thinks that if he does it is okay, but if someone else does it is not okay.

  9. Is it the story that’s satire, or the comments?

  10. Really lying trump is that any worse that what you have done to our great nation? The only thing that you like about our country is the money you have stolen from the common folk plus the deals you have made from your crooked cronies. I could go on and on but we know who you are and what you’ve done. What Sanford can’t hold a candle to what you do. At least he went to see a woman not a child!!!!

  11. This says outright that this is a satirical blog.
    Do people not know what satire is??

    And so the haters from the Trump supporters hate for nothing and lie without knowing they lie because they look up NOTHING Trump says to see if he did lie…very common with them anyway since they believe the more than 10,000 lies documented on Trump already….and the ones calling out Trump for saying these words when he said nothing…are none too bright either.

    America is doomed from all sides if people do not start THINKING, LET ALONG THEY CRITICALLY THINK. LOOK UP THE WORD “SATIRE” PEOPLE.

    Could this be true? Heck yes. And that is the whole point of SATIRE.

  12. This man puts the capital H in hypocrisy…give me a break

  13. Wake up liberals the squad will ruin your party! They hate this Country for what it stands for! They want to let all illegals come and be free! We can not support the World! We have poverty here and let’s take care of them first! Most of the illegals coming here are not seeking asylum.

    • Blue Wave 2020 | July 21, 2019 at 6:20 pm | Reply

      You need to also worry about all the Canadians in your country illegally, but you never do….is it because they are white? Build a wall on the northern border, I bet Canadians would pay for it!

    • I see you’ve huffed the orange methane deeply. You might want to try a little oxygen, before someone puts you in a clay pot and waters you.

    • You’re definitely incapable of actually absorbing facts if you believe what you have written.

    • What are they coming here for. The lettuce and berry picking. Perhaps to save their family from dictators

  14. William Attleberger | July 21, 2019 at 9:54 am | Reply

    He is a great one to talk about cheating has done it all his life.

  15. dRUMPf is human garbage. We need to disinfect ourselves.

  16. Terry Ferris | July 20, 2019 at 4:05 pm | Reply

    I was rolling on the floor when i read those words coming from Trump!🤣

  17. Says the idiot who cheated on all his mail-ordered brides.

  18. Marilyn Scheffler | July 19, 2019 at 11:06 pm | Reply

    OMG!!! Of all people to make those remarks!! He TRULY IS A NUT CASE!!

  19. Pot, meet kettle.

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