President Trump has called for people not to rush to judgement after his press conference was interrupted by a Saudi delegation that dismembered and beheaded a significant fraction of the White House press corps.
“Just like with Justice Kavanaugh, these henchmen who arrived here on a Saudi government jet deserves the presumption of innocence.”
He urged everyone to remember that appearances can be deceptive.
“For all we know these reporters could have asked to be hacked to death.”
As the ringleader brought out a bone saw and put on headphones before going to town on the CNN correspondent, Trump stressed it was important to views things in the best possible light.
“I can see the Fox News correspondent very clearly who looks just fine.”