Large parts of Frankfurt have been evacuated after a huge undetonated World-War-II-era bomb was discovered embedded in the earth during construction work.
On learning of the development, President Trump immediately pledged to do all he can to help apprehend the perpetrators, dead or alive.
“Angela Merkel and I may have our differences, but she will get my full co-operation when it comes to catching whomever is behind these bombs.”
Trump’s determination to find those responsible only increased after he learned they had been dropped from the skies some time ago.
“These Islamic extremists will stop at nothing.”