Air Force One touched down in Honolulu today with everyone in high spirits in anticipation of a successful 9-day tour of Asia. However, President Trump was soon in a foul mood, due to what he said was an unforgiveable snub.
“Why isn’t the President of Hawaii here to greet me? So wrong!”
Trump was even more angry to discover that, not only would he be not be greeted at the airport, but there were no scheduled meetings with his Hawaiian counterpart at all.
“Whatever the Hawaiian President may think of me personally, this is unacceptable!”
Aides tried to explain to Trump that, in a sense, he was constantly meeting with the President of Hawaii, just like he is constantly being told how great he is by the President of Guam, but Trump didn’t want to hear it.
“Just take me to see the tribal village where Obama was born. Hopefully they’ll be more welcoming.”
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Anonymous | November 4, 2017 at 7:29 pm | Reply
Satirical site people!!!!????
It’s funny because Hawaii was illegally occupied and annexed by the USA!
Dearest Jesus Howard Christ, I beg of you in so much earnesty, to don’t send the stupid directly to hell. Please, drop them off first at a middle school with a teacher like I had, but I was a girl so he did not slam my head against the door like he did with two boys. But he did teach some of them with banging their heads to not respond to anything if they are stupid. This is not what the people above found out from their teachers. It takes an enormous village of assholes to make comments as like almost a lot of those found here. Satire is the third realm of intelligence and this here is evidence only of realm minus-oneth of readers of it. Let’s keep trying until we fill the fat void and regain some inth of intelligence (ha ha) at least in the dusty old white house, if you get my cleverly concealed [email protected]!
This is satire of course, but I think whoever wrote this really thinks that Hawaii has a president.
He really did say it about Puerto Rico!
OMG, it’s incredibly scary that most of those that commented ACTUALLY BELIEVE this is for real !Ii
I can see idiot Trump doing exactly this.
Mostly all who commented have NO CLUE what SATIRE IS!!!
Hi, You do have a valid point. A lot, way a lot, of people do not grasp satire. Known fact. Too bad, because it can have such powers of truth and relief, and, of course, laughter.
Still, just need to say that yelling a point in capitals is like yelling a point in a crowd of people yelling their points. Yelling doesn’t make the point clearer to those who don’t get it in the first place. So, you do have a valid point. Maybe just use lower case to get it said. The ones you want to reach will get it. The others won’t, no matter the size of the font, or if it’s bolded or italicized or whatever small tricks, it will just read like being yelled at. No learning in that.
Sometimes you will see words of satire written in capital letters. They’re usually meant to be satirical. So, maybe just let your words do the message. It’s a perfectly fine message, even without the big characters for emphasis.
From a fellow satire fan.
Since President Obama was actually born there he might think this is somewhare near Kenya.
WTFF! I have never in my life seen such a stupid stupid man! The guy must have sat in the back corner with playdough and colors. We know thieves and cons can lie steal and cheat. And don’t need an education! That’s why he went to private schools. Then Daddy bought his way in college.
Always said he was more like a “wart on” the school than a true graduate of Wharton Business. Why does he expect behavior of leaders in any location wanting to meet him at the airport? Self-aggrandizing, mud-slinging, bigot that he is.
well, they sent Steve McGarrett,and his sidekick ‘Danno” from” 5-0″ instead…
There NOTHING GOOD TO SAY A BOUT THAT DUMB A S H
Why in the heck did the Hawaiians give up their sovereignty and get rid of their royal family? If they would have foreseen the future they would have said NO WAY. Now they are a polluted playground for mainlanders who are willing to pay wayyyyy too much for hamberders and poi. It is hilarious that this site says it’s satire and some people actually take it seriously. No wonder Trump sort of won. OK he got 3.5 million less votes than HRC but America uses an 18th century system where your vote really doesn’t count most of the time. I mean imagine living in a DEM state and you are a died in the wool right wing, racist, xenophobe who vote GOP religiously? Your vote never counts because those Electoral College votes go DEM. No wonder you get frustrated and go to KKK marches, and want to kick out anyone who isn’t white, rich or Christian?
Hawaiians didn’t give up the land. It was taken from them. They recognize themselves as a Sovereign National. Trust me they want it back. They also want everyone who is not Hawaiian to leave. Can’t blame them of what was stolen.
Get a roll of paper towels and cry trump.
It’s called demonstrating absurdity by being absurd.
Or it’s called stupidity by being stupid !! Unreal, isn’t it !
I sincerely don’t know what else to think about the President of the United States.
he is a selfish liar that should have been aborted. stop thinking about him think about those morons that not only voted for him but still don’t see what an aAH he is
What really gets me are the comments from those still allowed to hold sharp objects and breed. 80% can’t spell, needless define Satire. And the others really don’t get it and probably campaigned for the President of Hawaii and are incensed with the breach of official welcoming protocol! Appears SiRi has an updated definition that I’ve gotta figure how to get on my device to share via audio the next time this comes up! LOL
President of Hawaii.😂 Please I wish we had a King. Dufus would be in your wh. And our King would live in the palace.
Don’t forget that he also referred to the Governor of the UNITED STATES Virgin Islands!!
The Virgin Islands does have a governor.
President Trump, should have brought beach towels to throw to the Hawaiian natives.
Why because stupid faka wants to meet with the Hawaii president? The stupid fuck is the Hawaii president we only have a governor not a president and bitch you stupid af….
Haha, that was my thought exactly. When did Hawaii get a president? He is such an ignorant bumkus dickhad egomaniac thumbsucking arrogant bitch!
Come on, tell us how you really feel ! I am right there beside you !!!
Lol why isn’t he BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES, WE ALL KNOW HIS FATHER BOUGHT HIS SCHOOL YEARS! HUM!!
How long before idiots realize this is a satirical website. not real, dumb asses
What does this tell us about our country and its clueless population? Talk about DUMB!
You know, can’t we comment as satirist as well ? Give it a rest !
I still can’t believe that our potus doesn’t know that Hawaii has a governor ! We have to remind him what he doesn’t know . What an embarrassment ! What stupidity ! Doesn’t someone brief this dumb shit on history and policy ? And he’s our President !
He was to BUSY GRABBING THE COLLEGE GIRLS BY THEIR “PRIVATES! Ask Billy Bush,, cost him his job and made this ASH TO BE PRESIDENT!! 😂🤨😏🥺
All you lolo’s He was admitting he does’nt believe Hawaii is part of the US Someone shud have represented
You have an insane president here and are the ones who voted for the idiot any less insane, I hope not! But as my Dad used to say, Birds of a feather flock together, so there you have it!
Hawii is a country surrounded by a really big Ocean just like Puerto Rico and they have a Preident and everything. Oh wait i guess i should have stayed awake in Geography class with my really big brain and perfect memory.
It is sad that he does’nt know that he is the president of Hawaii.What is happening with orange man. Such a dummy.This country is in trouble.
What’s sad is you apparently have no idea what satire is…
Prayers for our President! As he face up with our allies is . . Thank God He represents us with dignity & not on his knees. Yes, he does have a mouth. But he is real then many fakers before him. If you don’t have anything good to say SHUT UP & pray for him.
You can’t really be this,stupid can you?
Pray for him? With him in charge I’m too busy praying for our country!
Amen, amen, amen!!!
Are you seriously not embarrassed by his complete ignorance of Geography, History, and worst of all, how the Government of the USA works? Seriously?
Another minion moron
You’re an idiot
I pray that some day he realizes what an empty headed, bombastic, fool he is.
Does Hawaii have a President? I think he meant Governor, but it also reveals that he thinks Hawaii is not part of the United States…
He is the motherfuckin Hawaii president so he’s suppose to meet with himself??? Faka stupid!!!!
The word satire means FAKE! You fakin stupid!!!
This is just about the beginning of his trip and he is already fouling up and offending other nations. Wit till he’s finished the trip. Once again he will have embarassed the USA
This DOTARD should keep his mouth shut, period
Not hard to believe, satire or not. He is the Ignoramous of the United States of America who fabricated the lie that his predecessor was not an American because his father was from Kenyan. One would surely assume that anyone who was born of an American native born American and who’s maternal grand parents were native born Americans, not to mention that his grandfather was one of America’s Greatest Generation, having served in World War II, would have a leg up on being a certified American. Of course, I have no problem believing that the present pos is a nazi considering the fact that his grand daddy was a german born drafting nazi.
Ur right but it’s in are constitution that it must be by the blood line of his father that determines if he is a American. All the discussed feeling I hear about Trump needs to be reflexes to Obama. He was a fake. He could know the truth if it hit him. He is a trader to our country and a huge liar to himself and those who can see right though him. Its sad we as American have left our first love in our country. Its sadden my heart that we can’t see our homes falling apart and our children taught so wrong in schools that our young future is being brain wash right before our eyes. I took my children out of high school and put them in a private school now they finished and went to college that was private and so proud they where taught the right way. God first, family second and than open it heart to those around u. It’s sad we lost our familys in our home and now we have alot young people not knowing what they doing because they taught the wrong way and brainwashed if ask me. It’s sad but true. We the people our out of touch with the truth that what they feel is what is real. When did feelings come to be law. So sad if u ask me. I was raise u either are wrong or right in things. Their is no middle ground. America has lost her first love and can even see the truth
as it is. Sad but ture
“it’s in are constitution that it must be by the blood line of his father that determines if he is a American. ”
–no it’s not. Did God tell you to tell that lie?
” I was raise u either are wrong or right in things. Their is no middle ground. ”
— cool, cool. It’s time for you to hush, then, because you are wrong.
He wuz from Kenyan?
Dat b Barry barack how soetero O”Bama the Irishman?
Meanwhile, the POTUS wuz TOLD by the Irishman der wuz 57 states, so…
He is dumber then dumb and dumber. He is president of dummyville.
Is sad u can not see a real man and one who can not and will not be brain washed by anyone. I like him just as he is. We need more men like him. He is not prefect but who is but he is on the right track in getting us back to are real America like she was before. Its a shame we lost our fist love to this country of ours. She has grown so hateful and bitter. It’s seems Trump is taking all the heat that has brought us this far. It’s a shame to us all can not see the real truth if it hits us. That is why our young people are brainwashed and angry at the same time. Sad but true
I have gone out of my way to see him in a positive way, I really have. Every time he opens his mouth he makes me sick. He is so occupied with what he wants and how how popular he thinks he is. There has to be something wrong with him that he can not see all the negative he causes.
He’s as dumb as they come, so how smart are the idiots that voted for him. He needs to go before he blows the world up.
Satire or, otherwise. Funny and sad, at the same time.
Anyone who thinks this is real and responded as such should not be calling Trump stupid. I am cringing in embarrassment for you right now.
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Was probably gone time travelling
Most of you are as batshit dumb as he is….. satire…..but hey, he has to go but replace him with who?….the real.President of Hawai…Tulsi Gabbard
POTUS is simply saying, look, its not American if it ain’t white and inland.
Babooze, we do not have a President here and he surely isn’t a Hawaiian President. How ignorant can one be? We have a Governor in Hawaii and he is a Japanese, not Hawaiian. He has no respect for us indegenous Hawaiians or Kanaka Maoli as we prefer to be referred to. ANYWAY, He was at the airport, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, we do not use suits here.
LOL! The president of Hawaii was not there as s/he was visiting the president of Puerto Rico!
Now — that explains it. So no further comments from anyone — PLEASE.
If u know it’s satire — stop.
And if u don’t know it’s satire — for Pete’s sake — STOP…
This is SATIRE! Good grief, are you all as dumb as he is?
what president of the Hawaii? Hawaii is the 50th state of USA. people are dumb not to know that! cant believe the ignorance online.
YOU ARE ALL AS IGNORANT AS HE IS IF YOU REALLY THINK WE DON’t KNOW THAT THIS IS SNL WRITING.
Every day Trump shows the world how ignorant and uninformed he is. He REALLY needs to be removed from Office.
Dumb ass Donnie.
President Trump makes a valid and cogent point, there is no President of Hawaii as there exists separation and independent movements for Sovereignty all who claim lineage and ancestry. That’s to point, unite as one, have one voice. Thank you President Trump for being diplomatic. Often the mindset is set, closed for discussion, i.e., our way, no other. The bottom-line, take a hike highway or bye way, your choice,the road is open.
Trump is a pos as far as I am concerned but come on Breaking Burgh at least try to write a story a little more believable.
He should use his power as the leader of the free world to get Hawaii’s president FIRED. ??
He doesn’t even know North America states⁉️⁉️⁉️???
Hawaii has a President, and Puerto Rico ?? too.
Ask Trump ?
Please, people, learn to recognize satire. Be smarter than the average Trump supporter.
He said before that he spoke with the President of Puerto Rico, when huracane Maria hit Puerto Rico, in September 2017
This IS pathetic! Our president SHOULD at least have a brain!!!
I know that this is satire. Having said that, it’s frightening to the bones to understand that this man is the supposed “leader of the free world.” We are closer to world destruction than ever before in my 58 years on this planet. America has a lot of soul searching to do. This man has to go.
On point! Well said.
Satire, but sadly could be true.
Satirical site people!!!!????
OMG can he be any dumber like seriously… This country is going to hell in a hand basket thanks to our dumb ass in chief
His “People” are every bit as dumb as he is…
How stupid is he??? OMG
Didn’t his ‘people’ tell him he Is the president of Hawaii?