(Sharon, PA) A local Trump supporter and CDC critic laid into Dr. Fauci today for what he said is a totally incongruous position on the requirements to prevent the spread of COVID given recent medical breakthroughs.

“How is it we’re still supposed to mask up now that there are multiple highly effective vaccines available that me and all my friends and family will never take?”

The keen observer of current affairs who will never take the jab because it violates his freedoms made the astute point that if these vaccines were so good then it stands to reason it should be possible to relax other measures soon.

“You can’t have it both ways!”

With news today that vaccine hesitancy means the goal of herd immunity may never be reached in the United States, he explains he was all for it at one point but that window has closed.

“I was 100% for achieving herd immunity last year by letting COVID rip through the naïve population like wildfire killing millions, but getting there through the use of a safe vaccine that may make my arm sore? No thank you, I’ll pass!”

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