On the day the logo for his new Space Force was revealed, President Trump has let everyone in on a little secret.

“I designed it all my myself.”

Asked to explain his process, the President said it just came to him all at once.

“All my designs, thoughts, business plans, and ideas come to me like that.”

He said it’s a skill you’re either born with or you’re not.

“No-one thinks up new branches of the US military and their logos better than me!”

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