Trump Takes Credit For Introducing Government-Funded Daycare And Nightcare

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Saying he was stealing liberal causes right out of his opponent’s hands, President Trump took credit today for piloting a scheme to ease the burden of parents.

“The Democrats just talk about offering daycare for low income parents, but I’m already giving 2000 poverty-stricken families both daycare and nightcare.”

Trump said he plans to greatly expand his program over the coming months.

“We’ll be building new day- and night-care facilities designed to concentrate all the kids in one spot to make it easier.”

As for how the children are taking to it, Trump said he’s sure they’re having a great time.

“It’s like going to camp. Kids love camp!”

1 Comment on "Trump Takes Credit For Introducing Government-Funded Daycare And Nightcare"

  1. Sadly, this is probably how he thinks.

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