Keen to avoid the fate of George W Bush in the wake of Katrina, President Trump is personally involving himself in the Hurricane Harvey disaster by advising those in the flooding areas on how to avoid disaster or indeed any discomfort via twitter.
“Be sure to live in a high-rise penthouse – the water will never get near you then. Safe!”
Since roads and highways will be underwater, the President says you need a backup transportation plan for when you can’t use your Maserati coupe.
“Own a boat – a yacht is best, but keep a dingy handy too for shallow floods.”
If all else fails, Trump says it’s time to adopt plan B.
“Just relocate to one of your other homes in an unaffected area and wait it out. Dry!”