In a sign of just how determined he is to get his way, President Trump today issued his biggest threat to date to Democrats in his bid to secure funding for his border wall.

“If I don’t get 8.6 billion dollars right now, I may just stop being such a great President.”

Trump even got into specifics of how he would hold the country hostage if the other side does not yield.

“I will stop striking great deals for our country and holding wildly successful summits with our adversaries.”

Perhaps most serious, though, is the President’s threat to abandon the normal business of government and hit the golf course – though this did lead to some confusion.

“He’s already carrying out that part of it, right?”