Trump To Have Contractors Build Wall And Then Just Not Pay For It

After having what he describes as a ‘that-guy-in-the-bathtub’ moment, President Trump is said to have solved the problem of how to get his border wall built once and for all.

“The answer was staring me in the face all along.”

Taking his cue from how he ran his many businesses and casinos in the private world, Trump said securing billions of dollars to pay for it was no longer necessary.

“There will be no more shutdowns. Done with the shutdowns. Shutdowns are gone.”

Nor will he have to go on an executive money grab on the basis of the declared National Emergency.

“It’s fine. Forget the Emergency. Also can someone let Mexico know they don’t have to pay for it either.”

The White House has already drawn up tens of billions of dollars worth of contracts to build the wall using private contractors in record time, but won’t reveal the funding source.

“The President knows exactly what he is doing. Believe it.”

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6 Comments on "Trump To Have Contractors Build Wall And Then Just Not Pay For It"

  1. getting tired of COMRADES Trump – McConnell & Grayham — and just as tired of their chief advisors Hannity & Coulter — ENOUGH ALREADY = put them all behind bars .

  2. Thanks for this info!
    Kay

  3. I believe that this man is not only a psychopathic liar,thief,draft dodging,womanizing sloth, but also a true trader, and a danger to the free world.

  4. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED WE MIGHT AS WELL SAY STEALING MONEY FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT AND EGO.CHRISTIANS DOESN’T DO THAT.WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK OF HIM NOW.YOU BETTER OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE HE IS A THIEF.

  5. satirical articles are such a waste of time!

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