After having what he describes as a ‘that-guy-in-the-bathtub’ moment, President Trump is said to have solved the problem of how to get his border wall built once and for all.
“The answer was staring me in the face all along.”
Taking his cue from how he ran his many businesses and casinos in the private world, Trump said securing billions of dollars to pay for it was no longer necessary.
“There will be no more shutdowns. Done with the shutdowns. Shutdowns are gone.”
Nor will he have to go on an executive money grab on the basis of the declared National Emergency.
“It’s fine. Forget the Emergency. Also can someone let Mexico know they don’t have to pay for it either.”
The White House has already drawn up tens of billions of dollars worth of contracts to build the wall using private contractors in record time, but won’t reveal the funding source.
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