President Trump has announced a last minute addition to his Vietnam agenda, a visit to the National Bone Spur hospital in Hanoi.

“Just like I got a bone spur in the late 1960s, this country was affected by a similar epidemic of bone spurs at about that time.”

The hospital caters to those affected, who are often so debilitated by the condition that they are unable to perform basic tasks.

“Many of them are only capable of lying around and watching TV. Sad!”

Trump also plans to honor those Vietnamese, most of whom are still alive, whose names are listed on the Wall of Deferments.