Former President Trump has made a dramatic return to the limelight at CPAC. However, not everything went Trump’s way at the political gathering, as an unexpected contender emerged to grab the hearts of attendees.
“He looks like Trump, drapes himself in the flag like Trump, but is clearly smarter than Trump.”
The newcomer is said to have a number of advantages over the former President, such as better looks, in addition to possessing a higher I.Q.
“You meet him and immediately know there’s more going on between the ears.”
Sources based in his city of origin in Mexico confirmed suspicions the challenger is more gifted upstairs than Trump.
“There’s nothing but air inside – so yeah, sounds about right.”