Trump’s Legal Team To Present Dog Who Ate Their Arguments At Senate Trial

After a rocky opening to President Donald Trump’s second Senate trial, his legal team has explained the reason why their opening was rambling and devoid of any hint of a meaningful defense.

“We would have had great legal arguments to present were it not for a bitch called Molly.”

Accordingly, they have revised the structure of their defense going forward, with the next stage being the presentation of the dog in question to explain herself.

“Once Molly has admitted her guilt in conspiring with Democrats to undermine President Trump’s position, it will be time to get down to the nitty gritty of why this second trial is totally unconstitutional.”

They are convinced that presentation will be excellent as long as no more canines intervene to screw it up.

“We can assure you the lawyers taking our places after we’ve quit or been fired by Trump will present a perfect legal argument or else an excuse nearly as good as this one.”

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