President Trump is conyinuing his attack on ‘The Squad”, including saying in a recent stump speech that they are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.
Though it went down well, the quip has started a panic among many of his supporters, who fear he may ban shampoo instructions outright.
“We ain’t all as smart as you, Mister President.”
They claim that remembering the correct order of lather, rinse, repeat is simply too much for them some days.
“Obviously it’s Obama’s fault.”
Trump has agreed not to ban the instructions, as he doesn’t want his supporters confused by daily life any more than usual during election season.
“You want to see complicated you should try out my hairstyle ritual sometime!”