Trump’s Weight Declared Unremarkable In Astronomical Terms

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Doctors who performed the annual medical on President Trump today declared his weight is totally unremarkable from an astronomical perspective.

“Jupiter has us a little worried, but the President is just fine.”

Trump’s weight, at some 250 pounds or so, is way less than what they normally get concerned about”

“Pluto’s not even considered a planet anymore, and it’s 1.31 x 1022 kilos!”

They insisted there way no reason to intervene until such time as he started having a gravitational pull on significant celestial bodies.

“There’s a lot junk orbiting him, but nothing of any substance just yet.”

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