Doctors who performed the annual medical on President Trump today declared his weight is totally unremarkable from an astronomical perspective.
“Jupiter has us a little worried, but the President is just fine.”
Trump’s weight, at some 250 pounds or so, is way less than what they normally get concerned about”
“Pluto’s not even considered a planet anymore, and it’s 1.31 x 1022 kilos!”
They insisted there way no reason to intervene until such time as he started having a gravitational pull on significant celestial bodies.
“There’s a lot junk orbiting him, but nothing of any substance just yet.”