With Sir Kim Darroch having stepped down early, the UK Government has wasted no time appointing current London Mayor Sadiq Khan to the role of UK Ambassador to the United States.
“He comes with a great deal of relevant experience.”
Khan said he was looking forward to getting ‘stuck in’ to the job.
“It’s long been a dream of mine to offer my candid opinion of Donald Trump in an official capacity.”
In his interview for the job, Khan impressed members of the diplomatic community with an impressive array of synonyms for inept and incompetent.
“The guy was born for this job.”
A government spokesperson said they hope the swiftness of the appointment sends the right message to Washington.
“And if Sadiq is unable to carry out his duties for any reason, we have a runner-up candidate called Meghan Markle eager to replace him.”
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It would be a great April fool. The UK national papers do something every year. Trump would take it hook, line, and sinker.
As there is more guns in the USA they sending him as there more chance 9f him getting a cap in his head
I’m all for kicking Sadiq Khan
out of Britain but a desert island would be better.
I wouldn’t,t wish Khan on America!
AH, THIS IS SATIRE. FUNNY, BUT SATIRE.
Can Meghan Markle do the job now she is married into the Royal Family?
Let be so. I would love to see Trump’s face if we in the UK were to do that.
I agree we should make Khan crawl like a dog and grovel at Trump’s feet!
Or let’s just make Khan crawl like a dog!