President Trump has said he is now more than willing to release his tax returns, but can’t because of a terrible tragedy.
“Unfortunately the only copies of my tax returns were kept in a French Cathedral for safekeeping, and are now lost.”
Trump said he hide the tax returns in a ‘yuge place of worship’ when he was in Paris for Bastille Day.
“I figured keeping them overseas was best.”
He says he hide them high up near the roof of a tall old building on an island in the Seine.
“Such a shame. If only the flying water tankers had gotten there sooner!”
I find that the difficulty some people have discerning this parody from reality is NOT a matter of intelligence or subtlety, but rather the fact that Trump really HAS said such incredibly stupid things that telling fact from fiction is no longer an easy proposition. Consider this: He really did say we should send water tank planes to put out the Notre Dame fire. Does the parody of his claiming his tax returns were in the cathedral any more ridiculous?
Whether it is satire or just his ignorance, you don’t use a tragedy and make a joke. Particularly within 24 hours of that loss. What is wrong with him and those who defend him. You must have low standards.
Trump made a joke about 9/11….stating after the Twin Towers fell, “Now I have the tallest building in Manhattan” so I’d say he LOVES making jokes about tragedies!
it’s remarkable that somebody can read this article on this website and still not know it’s satire. It’s one thing if you get bamboozled on Facebook, but I’m embarrassed for you all.
This man is pathetic and ridiculous. If he’s not mocking someone or saying ridiculous things he’s putting his foot in his mouth. Remember he’s the one that sad he’s got a high IQ. If he doesn’t realize it the IRS has copies of his income tax returns. Stupid is as stupid does. 🙄🙄
Really?!??? What’s will come out of his mouth next…lol…
Stay tuned for another story to be released…lol
What the french forgot to tell him is that they removed them, because of the work that’s going on, they’re all safe. Now what
I don’t think even a snake could go as low as Donald Trump
Looks from the comments as though some folks don’t recognize this as satire.
He’s being ridiculous
Clowning the tragedy with his iies. Shameful.
You can’t spell hid?
What a douchbag