United Kingdom To Rename Everything ‘John McCain’ During Trump Visit

(John McCain City, UK) The United Kingdom has announced that it will be renaming everything “John McCain” for a period in June that coincides with the State Visit by US President Donald Trump. A government spokeswoman, John McCain, explained that the timing was purely coincidental.

“We simply want to honor the late Senator McCain by temporarily naming every road, underground station, public building, airport, transportation hub, and military vehicle John McCain.”

The Queen has issued a statement saying the Royal Family will be joining in the festivities.

“Her Majesty looks forward to welcoming President Trump to John McCain Palace where she will invite him to review an honor guard drawn from the John McCain Fusiliers.”

Though it is expected to cause considerable confusion, the public is said to be enthusiastic about the plan and willing to tolerate the occasional inconvenience.

“We encourage people to be inventive. For example if you need a taxi to John McCain Airport, say John McCain Airport (formerly known as Heathrow).”

25 Comments on "United Kingdom To Rename Everything ‘John McCain’ During Trump Visit"

  1. Jenny L Badua | June 2, 2019 at 5:19 pm | Reply

    I know that it’s satire, but one can still dream! Lol

  2. McCain Martinis????

  3. I flew with John on the carriers in the Navy as a young man. Maybe someone can get close enough to throw a pie, the British tradition.

  4. So funny!! I really needed that!! Will try to share!!

  5. Christopher Prillwitz | May 30, 2019 at 10:58 pm | Reply

    Make sure that all of the cheering crowds lining trump’s route are wearing John McCain masks and have signs saying the Hanoi Hilton is a great place to have bone spurs and a lot of other things removed.

  6. Casey Kaetz | May 30, 2019 at 5:56 pm | Reply

    Renaming Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C. would be great.

  7. HarrIet Homan | May 30, 2019 at 4:56 pm | Reply

    Even though its not real, the very thought of it gives me the giggles..well done!!

  8. Please know, folks, that is is just satire, after the likes of The Onion and Andy Borowitz. But still, it’s a nice thought. I can just picture it….

    • Can’t wsit to see the menu for the John McCain State Dinner… John McCain de jour, followed by fillet of John McCain served with assorted John McCain, Highland John McCain with roasted John McCain, followed by frozen John McCain and John McCain from the Queens garden at John McCain Castle…

  9. This isn’t actually true…but it’s certainly a wonderful idea! Trump is despised by most people in the UK.

  10. Let Trump cry when he sit on his golden toilet
    Thanks uk the shitty leader should be treated with shit on their face
    His father was pimp so he should get back to where he belong.

    • Trump just wishes it was a golden toilet…but he’ll just be sitting on is fat ass on a plain old toilet.

  11. Kate Swinburne | May 30, 2019 at 2:54 pm | Reply

    GREAT❗️👏🤗
    LOVE IT❗️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  12. Fred Hosillos | May 30, 2019 at 2:40 pm | Reply

    The late U.S. Senator John McCain deserves all the HONOR that the United Kingdom can heap on him!

  13. Anne in Santa Fe | May 30, 2019 at 2:32 pm | Reply

    Wonderful satire. This would drive Trump up the wall. He is the pettiest person on earth.

  14. Kathy Goodwin | May 30, 2019 at 2:28 pm | Reply

    John McCain was a wonderful man. Even though I’m a Democrat I’m an Arizonian. He is truly missed.

  15. What a wonderful tribute to a great American. Thank you to the United Kingdom.

  16. Teresita H. Jose | May 30, 2019 at 2:09 pm | Reply

    I hope this is true!!!

  17. Brian Sanders | May 30, 2019 at 2:00 pm | Reply

    Surely this idea was created by Andy Borowitz

  18. Chris Darwin Frigon | May 30, 2019 at 1:24 pm | Reply

    Bravo, well done.

  19. So awesome 👏

  20. I love they are doing this. What an honor for a very special man.

  21. This is great, I love it!

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