United States Kicking Itself For Not Having Coup While All The Trumps Were Overseas

As President Trump arrives back at Andrews Air Force base from his European family vacation, the United States is agonizing over a missed opportunity.

“Trump, his family members, and Jared Kushner were all out of the country – so why the hell didn’t we have a coup?”

A CIA operative who came up with the idea far too late says it’s even more painful given it could have delivered the nation from Trump’s whims at a stroke.

“What kills me is we are so good as organizing coups, albeit it in other countries, that it would have been a cakewalk!”

The plan now is to encourage Trump to take his family on another taxpayer-funded trip as soon as possible.

“We predict he’ll jump at the chance.”

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