Walrus Hunter Shoots Former National Security Advisor John Bolton By Mistake

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Those hoping John Bolton would testify in the Senate Trial considering the Articles of Impeachment against President Trump learned they would be dissappointed today following a tragic turn of events.

“Sadly, John Bolton is no more.”

A native Alaskan man is apologizing for shooting the former National Security Advisor in what he insists was a case of mistaken identity.

“I was simply trying to feed my village.”

The walrus hunter said he understands hunting walruses is frowned upon in the wider world, but insists it is a tradition in his community that should be respected.

“I receive many insults on social media for shooting walruses, though none as yet for shooting John Bolton.”

He asked that his sincere apologies be transmitted to Bolton’s friends and family.

“You should also check one more time to be sure, because I still have a nagging suspicion that the former National Security Advisor really is a crusty old walrus.”

2 Comments on "Walrus Hunter Shoots Former National Security Advisor John Bolton By Mistake"

  1. Just saying that those with bushy moustaches shouldn’t throw stones. 😋
    Thank you for making me laugh

  2. Derek Stephen McPhail | June 18, 2019 at 7:58 pm | Reply

    should be a bounty on swamp creatures like Bolton…

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